Weeds

I spent four years at Harvard sitting in on classes and fucking smart chicks. Never paid a cent, and graduated magna cum loudly.

I've never been much of pot smoker, but I quite like the show Weeds, especially when the writers come up with lines like this - this one was courtesy of the deadbeat brother (played by Justin Kirk), who is telling his nephew about how he hung out in a van at an Ivy League school even though he wasn't a student there.