Obscure graphic novels

Why do graphic novels need to have such fucking obscure names? Here is a list of some of my recent favourites:

• Ouran High School Host Club
• Wallflower Yamatonadeshiko Shichihenge
• Princess Ninja Scroll Tenka Muso
• Full Moon O Sagashite
• Boys Over Flowers
• Land of the Blindfolded
• Absolute Boyfriend

Maybe our friend Mr Stroumboulopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopoulous should write a graphic novel, because he would fit right in! It may come as no suprise that the way I found out about these stunning titles were from my freaky lesbian stalker friend D, who has visited me a grand total of three times in the last three days to tell me about all the best and brightest new graphic novels. Yesterday Absolute Girlfriend D came in with sexy teeth that were stained by some orangeish-red substance that looked a little like blood but more like some weird candy. She had her wimpy friend "Smurf" with her ... sort of a bodyguard, except he couldn't harm a fly even if he sat on it (and he works at a strip joint).