Addendum to the entourage

How could I forget about K3 ? This 16 year old daughter of one of the staff is a nice, albeit slightly naive young girl. Most of the blame should probably go to her mother for that, as she was the one who brought K3 up with the whole "No dating til you're 18" and "Christians don't lie" shite. Maybe we can also blame the Christian school she goes to - it has a couple hundred kids from k - 12, and they are not allowed to have dances for fear of fraternizing with members of the opposite sex while, good heavens, dancing. They have a zero tolerance policy (for kissing, not for bullying) and even had to cut the kissing scene out of the school play they recently performed. Dear sweet K3, who will only read books by Melody Carlson or other god-fearing authors, came to me today with her latest problem: she likes a boy at school but he, gasp, only likes her as a friend. Well, I think I can safely say we've all been there, right? I do feel for dear sweet K3, because not only does this boy, (who apparently said something about them maybe dating in 2 years, if she is still interested), not like her "in that way", but her best friend also "has feelings" for this boy. Great and holy goodness batman, whatever will we do? Earlier in the year I told K3, subversive librarian that I am, that if her mother didn't approve of her dating I could be the one who chaperoned and her mother would never have to know. I would not allow them to give each other blow jobs on my couch, but dinner and a movie would be alright. But as I now know she can't lie, nor never would want to, so I think screwing over her friend may be out of the question as well.