Play of the day

A druggie dropout 19 year old who has impregnated two teen girls in the last year pulls up a chair next to the teen services librarian. He tells her about his latest "friend" who is pregnant, the bloody brawl he stopped at the nightclub where he works, and the suicidal friend he just brought back from the brink.

"I was thinking of becoming a security guard or joining the armed forces, but then I thought that maybe I should be a librarian like you."

"Oh really? Well, you know you'll have to do 6 years of university for that, right?"

"Yeah right - but you can't be more than 22!"

"No, actually I'm 28."

"But you're too hot to be 28!

The teen services librarian tries not to blush, overcome by the kind and gentle compliment she has just received and thinks to herself "hmm, if only it had come from someone my age, or at the very less, not a total loser. On the bright side, I'm sure if I wanted some quick sex he'd be game, and at least he's not a minor like the rest of them."