Kill 'em all!

At the risk of sounding like a bad librarian, I hate them all. That's right, you heard me, I HATE THEM ALL. And by all I don't just mean teens, but any people who hang out in the teen area, which today apparently includes really smelly (and I mean smelly as a reflection of their body odour, and not their social status) homeless people, 20-somethings who have just been released from jail and are high on whatever, and assorted other people who don't belong here. The topic of the day has been who is "jumping" or "jacking" who outside in the park, and by that they mean beating them up to steal a bike, some money, or even just a cigarette from them. One guy even came in with blood smeared all down his shirt, but apparently I'm not allowed to kick him out until he actually does something unlawful in the library. Unfortunately his pathetic existence is not enough to warrant me telling him to fuck off and never come back. It doesn't help that in 30 minutes I'm doing my duct tape craft and they will all probably want to participate, which will keep them here even longer. This is a craft where large amounts of tape, scissors and a couple exacto knives are involved, which I plan on cutting a hole in my leg (no pockets today) to keep it safe before I let them put their scummy little hands on my knife. On the bright side they might take the knife outside and accidentally and kill some of their friends, which would mean there would be a few less teenagers in the world. Am I bitter today? What the fuck do you think?