Kinky librarians

So maybe it is true after all - maybe librarians really are as kinky as everyone says. Maybe I should call up the guy I went out with twice who told me that, right after he called me a cock tease, and apologize to him. Just kidding - I'd rather clean up more vomit in the library sooner than do that. Anyways, according to the show Sexual Secrets on the Life Network, librarians are number five on the top ten list of favourite sexual fantasy women, a list which also included Lolitas, vamps and mommy figures. Number five - yeehaw! Even if it's not true (and I'm not admitting to anything), it's still a self-esteem booster. Of course, it would have been even better if this was on a a Showcase top ten list, the channel that undoubtedtly has the sexiest shows around. Oh well, I 've got to take what I can get, right? Maybe I'll put this valuable information on my library's blog... they might have some suggestions as to how we can make it to number one by next year.